Its a love – hate relationship one has with law school, especially the moots.It gives you the lemons and teaches you how to make the lemonade.Here I am,hadnt slept for two nights, just got up after a five hour seduction session with my pillow(now this pillow of mine is special, really special.Had it couriered to me from Bangalore for the simple reason that its the only pillow I happen to get some sleep on. All the talk of ‘pillow specific spoilt brats’ thinned when I had the last laugh, or should I say zzzz when I slept deeply for 13 hours, without waking up once — *sigh thats called paradise for a light sleeper whose nightly sojourns never seem to be devoid of dreams galore and to whom the slightest pluck of a guitar chord from down the corridor is like the coming of the Great Arkleseizure).First period was the moot(for those who dunno whats a moot, its this exercise we have at law school where we are given a problem and are told whether we are filing the case or defending it.Then we get a particular time period to research on the case and come up with our arguments.We submit these arguments in the form of a written submission called a ‘memorial’ at the end of the deadline, and we argue our case in front of Judges in a mock Court setup.We are then awarded points on various factors ranging from etiquette to how well we defended ourselves against the onslaught of questions). Well, basically I had two moots in the last two weeks.Considering that this semester, we need to give six moots on the whole, aint no surprise. Just that, after having slogged a week for the first moot – the one on Law of Contracts, I got complacent and lazed around the entire of last week…..not having researched a thing for the second moot on Constitutional Governance which was today, the first period of the first day of the week.
Come Saturday, I bunk the entire day aspiring to finish the research and the memorial, only to end up watching Evan Almighty, Pink Panther, Anthony Kaun Hai and Dirty Dancing all at one go…..*sigh…..Sunday dawns on a bleary eyed me, red eyes glued to the lappy screen, no not making my memorial, but organising my 4 GB music collection into categories and burning them on CDs to make space for more movies…..And dusk settles in behind my back, the skies a deep red like the blood rushing to my head, wide eyed, frantic groping at this and that, hoping to finish my memorial by 9 pm…why? because the xerox shops on the Univ close by 9 pm and I hafta to get my friggin’ memo printed by then if I even hope to argue in the first class the next morning!!
It was then Upvan – the angel descends on the scene, offering manna, in the form of a working printer in his room, offering me the entire nights time to make my memorial and that he’d print it out in the early morning, just before my moot. Saviour!! And was it my lucky day or what!! A close friend whos now a lawyer,called up to give me his take on the problem, and his take on the problem was what the memorial was built on!! Saviour, yet again ….
7 hours later, around 5 am,a one night stand memorial behind me, and just the formatting to be done and the issues to be rechecked,I headed out to my balcony to watch the sunrise. my eyes strayed to my pillow, which I had propped up in one corner of my room for fear of gettign seduced by it. As they say, a look did it all and the next minute saw me cuddling up to it, my laptop, MP Jain and IP Massey abandoned on the desk and me,my eyes slowly closing onto the ecstasy of it all….blissfully unaware of the forgotten agenda of setting an alarm on my mobile!!
I woke up to someone screaming at someone to wake up, out in the corridor…..A stray CD that had wandered onto my bed soemtime , pressed its coldness against me forcing me to wake up to the reality of things!….It was 7 am, and I had my moot in precisely an hour. My shirt wasnt ironed, my tie was lost beneath a rubble of shorts in my cupboard, my shoes werent polished……and, my memo wasnt printed!! Forget printed, it wasnt even ready……..
Trhowing caution to the winds and formatting to the Gods, my fingers frantically moved over the keyboard, brutally assaulting it in the process of finishing my memo intercepted only by having to type out upvans number on the mobile delicately balancing itself on my shoulder, repeatedly calling him, hoping against hope he was awake and was coming to class. I finally finished by around 7:40 am and mailed it to him, pleading for two copies to be printed.
Rushing to the bath and back, it was more multitasking than I have ever done in my life. Laptop propped on my bed, me going through the issues and arguments yet again as one hand dried my hair and the other pulled on socks as the iron heated up for me to iron the shirt….in bang 10 minutes I was ready, yeah ready as in dressed up and out, grabbing the Constitution in one hand and IP Massey on Administrative Law propped over it precariously,a set of yellow post its right on the top and a pen tucked behind my ear, as I set my mobile on silent mode, the friction produced by the speed at which I probably ran to the Academic block, could have burned the soles off my seemingly polished shoes.
The bell rang, I entered, took my place. Constitution- check. Mobile on silent – check. Pen in hand – check. Memorial – #%^$ !!!……..Wheres Upvan?!?! The first counsel had begun her arguments, I was the third…..I kept turning my head to look at the door, half expectantly half scared to death ( there wouldnt be a more preposterous situation than having to explain to the Judge that the counsel is present but the memorial isnt!!!)….and heaved an audible sigh of relief when Upvan entered ( U have no idea how thankful I am to him….Literaly saved the day for me….I would have screwed up this moot real bad if not for him and his timely help!!!)
The moot went well, got screwed, screwed right back and had a mutually pleasurable session.Heaving a sigh of mixed relief and elation as it got over,I headed back to the hostel for what was truly a sated sleep. My gtalk status currently reads ‘After a stormy two weeks of moots, one night stand memorials and the mere tension of ‘Oh damn, theres a moot to give..’……..indulging in a small zzzzz-ing session. DND please.’